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As we’re all rich NHS workers, where would you be able to travel to on your current bank account 😜😜



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Why doesn’t a Firefighter look out the window in the…

Because then they wouldn’t have anything to do in the afternoon.
UK Firefighter Humour #shotsfired 😁

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;…
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a pint and a mop.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a pint and a mop.

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FACT: Being taken to hospital in an Ambulance will NOT get…

FACT: Being taken to hospital in an Ambulance will NOT get you seen any quicker than if you arrive by car!

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