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Confused looking carer eventually answers the door and asks:
“Did someone call an ambulance? I haven’t been told because I don’t work on that floor”



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"Any chance you can do a post today wishing my sister Zoe Sowden good luck on her wedding day!!! She is a paramedic in SWAS and she is marrying a firefighter Ben Hilliam today!!! We like to keep it a family affair I'm a Police Officer and my baby sister is about to Graduate as a Paramedic!!!

They get married today in Wantage xx"

We wish you all the best and hope you have an amazing wedding day, Ben & Zoe.



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"Whilst on our way back to station from St. Mary's in London, my crewmate and I were flagged down by a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts delivery driver. At first I thought it was a nutter…… but he was giving us two free boxes of doughnuts! Made our night!!"

We love amazing gestures like this – especially when they make UK Cop Humour envious!



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These are sentences actually typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

29. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

30. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

31. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

32. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

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Wait for it………….!!
Despite this being in La Paris, we wonder if they still have a cake fine?!



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“Hey, what’s the worst thing you or your crew mate have said?

Whilst on shift last night, we had 9 jobs and 7 of those were mainly 111 paediatric jobs

Upon seeing the 6th paediatric call on our MDT, I shouted out

“For fuck sake, what are we tonight, the paed bus??!!”

My student quickly realised what I’d said and thusly reminded me of my error.

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When a St. John attendant passes their course.



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A family member had an accident on Saturday night at the Tredegar roundabout, South Wales, when another car plowed into her. After the other car lost a wheel, the guy made a run for it. My Aunty was very shaken but luckily not badly injured and we would all like to say thank you to the ambulance staff who attend and took her home. A huge thank you from a SCAS paramedic to the WAST crew x

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