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Thoughts?



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It’s been a long time since I have been completely taken…

It’s been a long time since I have been completely taken back by someone’s actions. Tonight on my way to work I stopped to fuel up my car at the Texaco Garage on Halifax Road. After filling the tank I went to pay only to discover that the person in front of me had payed for my fuel. I was…




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What it is like on scene vs when you get back into the…


What it is like on scene vs when you get back into the truck.



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@Repost from @j_v_wiseman – Now when I run into people I know at Tescos they can stop asking my why I look so tired and ill. #newhoodie @ukcophumour #shiftwork #nighshift



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A chuckle for this evening…Do not read if easily offended!

The health minister goes to visit a hospital, during a tour she walks into a room to find a man furiously masturbating.

“What on earth is going on here?” She asks.

The doctor quickly explains that the man has a rare condition which fills his balls to bursting and if he doesn’t regularly masturbate they will rupture causing untold pain. The minister accepts this and moves on to the next room where she finds a nurse giving oral sex to another patient.

“How do you explain this then?” The minister demands!

The doctor replies “same condition, except this guys with Bupa.”

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This certainly isn't the only hospital it's…

This certainly isn't the only hospital it's happening at either! We know we love to joke around on this page – the clue is in the title after all…
… but on a serious note, the NHS is really in crisis.

PLEASE think before dialling 999 or 111.

Ask yourself the following:
Can it wait? Would a trip to the pharmacy sort all my issues? (Pharmacists are excellent!) Do I really need a GP? Do I really need A&E? Will my sickness and diarrhea just be a 24 hour thing?



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When you’re about to finish on time for the first time ever…


When you’re about to finish on time for the first time ever but control send you a red job in the last second.



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Happy New Year!


Happy New Year!



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Ambulance Sing Along


Sent in through our Inbox. Volume required



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