1- You know someone terrified of the Q word.
2- You’re afraid of the Q word.
3- You know what the Q word is.
4- You don’t trust it when it is Quiet.
5- Number 4 just made you shake your head and utter the words “you b**tards”.
7- You have a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush.
8- You don’t particularly like people.
9- The full moon fills you with dread.
10- You know your collegues hand size.
11- You say “a couple of bumps” at least 5 times a day.
12- You will say “don’t worry we only drop people on” and insert the day it is to nervous patients.
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