The UKPH guide to “You know you’re in the ambulance service…

1- You know someone terrified of the Q word.

2- You’re afraid of the Q word.

3- You know what the Q word is.

4- You don’t trust it when it is Quiet.

5- Number 4 just made you shake your head and utter the words “you b**tards”.

6- Coffee.

7- You have a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush.

8- You don’t particularly like people.

9- The full moon fills you with dread.

10- You know your collegues hand size.

11- You say “a couple of bumps” at least 5 times a day.

12- You will say “don’t worry we only drop people on” and insert the day it is to nervous patients.


Source: UKPH Facebook


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